Inactive Deadness-osity

<Chojin> cause in the dark anyone can get a boner from a handjob

2009-01-08T14:05:56Z

My underpants have the tag on the front! Just what kind of messed-up bananas-ass world are we living in, here?

<ylm> so i met this 44 year old woman online and had sex with her

2009-01-02T10:36:10Z

ylm's story is even better than the subject would indicate, but it's also too long to paste, so, oh well.

<Romosome> step 1: take a woman <Romosome> step 2: make her lower half part of some freaky animal <Romosome> step 3: mythology! <drethelin1> step 4: pornography <TORUMASUTA> little siblings are terrible the girls just get you in trouble and the boys just beat you in robotech: battlecry and emasculate you

Oh hey, but this isn't too long:

<@ylm> my friend emailed me today to tell me that she told her new bf 'all about me' <@ylm> which apparently means she told him the pube hair story <@AFK> wh <@kf> that's the best story <@ylm> AFK: i ripped out a pube hair and put it in my friends drink while she was in the bathroom <@kf> that is low class <@ylm> you were there kf <@ylm> that was the night we got kicked out of in n out <@ylm> because you threw up all over like four tables <@kf> like a vomit grenade <@AFK> you two are the classiest people i know

On an unrelated note, Persona 4 is a great vidya game.

iodonut @ 2008-09-11T10:00:00

2008-10-25T18:36:04Z

<somari> Now I'm as black as I feel.

2007-11-05T17:57:33Z

<kf> Q: I'm an Asian college guy looking for cool clubbing clothes that I can also use as casual wear on campus. Have any suggestions?

<Diamond> Quick, Snake, use the Guitarblade to riff a major riff against those zombies!

Backdating entries is actually not like time travel! But reading old entries is.

<iBeige> this buddy of mine deliberately plays up the idea that he has PTSD to fuck with people <iBeige> goes up to these kids playing halo 3 <iBeige> and puts on his most bugeyed look <iBeige> "hey, we should go to the common and play this shit man" <iBeige> "i got real rifles" <iBeige> "let's do this shit" <iBeige> and they all run away <iBeige> and he got on the xbox

man there is nothing and a half to put here

<ajs> You're a MAN for being honest about your penile surgery.

2007-08-10T01:04:53Z

I'm still at work! And I was even working earlier.

<dark_steve> i've been hanging out with my brother and a guy from high school all week <dark_steve> what they do is they get together with another dude who plays bass and argue over what kind of scales the other people are using <dark_steve> anyway they've been unanimous on the concept that within 3-4 years, accordion-fronted bands will be dominating popular music <dark_steve> "should hold for a decade" <dark_steve> they're planning for this <dark_steve> i'm pretty sure they've gone so deep into indie that they've lost touch with reality

Two days of work left!

2007-08-09T04:01:02Z

Next up: a couple weeks of nothing, and then school. I tingle with excitement. It is thoroughly inspiriting to know that I will soon be among people who are important enough to be worth hiding things from.

<@Malrock> i'm trying to find contact info for my old girlfriend so i can ask her to marry me <@Malrock> what do you think? i haven't spoken to her in..... um, 4 years <@Malrock> hopefully she's still hot

Alan "Dormando" Kasindorf Memorial LiveJournal Entry

2007-07-28T20:49:42Z

[19:02:10] * dormando vomits on unionfs [17:31:01] * dormando vomits on ant [16:43:19] * +dormando vomits [20:20:42] * dormando vomits [17:28:02] * dormando vomits [23:30:43] * dormando vomits [19:48:57] * dormando vomits [19:49:38] <syntaxglitch> Ew. [19:17:46] * dormando vomits [19:18:23] <+Es> why does dormando vomit in response to everything I say [03:07:21] * dormando projectile vomits [22:03:59] * dormando vomits [20:20:50] * dormando vomits all over the floor [03:09:18] * dormando vomits, all fucking over [03:12:39] * dormando VOMITS [17:41:22] * dormando vomits [17:52:39] * +Es dormando vomits [17:52:42] <+Thundercloud> :D [17:52:44] * dormando vomits [14:03:12] * dormando grunts [14:04:28] * +Thundercloud vomits [14:04:34] * dormando projectile vomits 1810.30 * +dormando vomits all over the ground 1622.10 * dormando vomits 1903.57 * dormando vomits 1904.08 * dormando vomits eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyywheeeeeeeeeeeeeere

Good luck, Alan "Dormando" Kasindorf. Wherever you are.

oh shit, i forgot i had an lj

2007-03-18T07:54:24Z

<MrBusiness> yeah, I used to think that they ran a razor along the skin of a rooster <MrBusiness> and harvested the oils that came off <MrBusiness> and that was Rooster Sauce <MrBusiness> then I realized that I actually just couldn't comprehend the pronunciation of Worcestershire

<somari> Art history is so sucky. <somari> Who cares about the past? <AFK> Who cares about art? <iBeige> Who cares about you? <somari> ._. <iBeige> I think we've said something relevant to each of our personalities, in our individual permutations of that phrase.

iodonut @ 2006-10-13T00:00:00

2006-10-23T04:58:44Z

<Tierarztpraxis> tinyurl.com/1 through 5 are unicycle sites. <Tierarztpraxis> Is this a clue? <Tierarztpraxis>

bliss

2006-08-31T18:08:40Z

keep looking

2006-08-29T15:36:44Z

<sawtooth> hey <sawtooth> if you connected two seamen by phone would they talk to each other <eyesight> one would eat the other one <sawtooth> :O

On Google Talk's What's New page:

Spot the problem with this image. Well. Maybe it isn't a problem. Those cookies would have to be pretty fucking amazing, though.

<Maztorre> guys there are girls in my house again <Maztorre> in other words they are the rats and i am the rat kingI'm up to episode 15 or so in Planetes! 16, maybe. I forget. I guess it is all right.

aol search database results: best of show

2006-08-13T21:05:33Z

<eyesight> you can't quickload out of raping someone

2006-08-13T09:38:28Z

oh god what
<walt_whisky> that baby picked a terrible name for itself <walt_whisky> you think the parents would have helped it

On a note that is not that: I kind of want to watch Planetes, but at the same time I am really kind of sick of hearing about love outside of Disgaea! At least it isn't the Japanocomic version, which I hear goes into philosophy a lot more.

<eyesight> guys I just came up with a great anime idea <eyesight> it takes places in a future time, with the sea levels dramatically risen and humanity on the losing side of a mysterious war <eyesight> the story revolves around the Blue Submarine No. 6, a futuristic submarine with a talented military crew <@Pezon> I demand mexicans be portrayed in an awesome light in this animaiz <eyesight> a major theme will be the Mexicans that plague the world <eyesight> created by an evil scientist, Zorndyke <AFK> are you allowed to mess with reality's canon <@Pezon> Reality Cannon <eyesight> Opening theme "A child blooms on the texas field, woman's heart bestows him free, Reality Cannon, Reality Cannon, we're judgement strike!"

<dark_steve> dammit every time I have a brilliant idea it has to do with porn and then somebody on the internet already thought of it

iodonut @ 2006-08-06T00:00:00

2006-08-06T06:59:28Z

Spore: UFO Defense

2006-08-03T04:26:42Z

i am going to set this journal to everyone but cait only
as soon as i figure out how ok

On a related note, this new Higurashi arc is an A followed by an impressive number of plus signs, and I would absolutely do business with it again.

<Fridaway> THE BEAR SEEMS TO BE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR CAR <Fridaway> GET OUT OF YOUR CAR <+Romosome> "He Poos Clouds is the second album by Canadian indie rock artist Final Fantasy, released in May of 2006." <+Romosome> "The songs on the album are loosely connected to the schools of magic in tabletop roleplaying game Dungeons & Dragons, and the title track's lyrics ostensibly refer to Nintendo video game series The Legend of Zelda, as well as The Chronicles of Narnia. Pallett has also said that the album is a reflection on how atheists confront death[1]." <+Romosome> somebody really needs to get beat up for lunch money

<Stushcinta> What happens when you get sick of spore? D: <Zaratustra> You buy the spore extensions, I suppose <Zaratustra> Spore: Livin' Large <Zaratustra> Spore: Party Time <Moebius> Spore: Hot Date. <Niku> Spore: Pets <Zaratustra> Spore: That Other One With Pets <Stushcinta> Spore: VR Training Missions <Fridaway> Spore: Burning Crusade <Moebius> Spore: Corkscrew Follies <Zaratustra> Spore: Ace Attorney <Zaratustra> Leisure Suit Spore <Kazz> Spore Rides Again <Rosencrantz> Spore and Spore Hit the Road <MadMAxJr> Spore: The Sporing <Rosencrantz> Chronicles of Spore: The Spore, the Spore, & the Spore

devouring eyes

2006-07-30T08:29:13Z

 the kids on /b/ are talking about showing up in suits and afros i would really love to see a group of five of those guys run into a bum "HI BUM WE'RE NIGRAS" "i think i will stab you for heroin money"

fffucking sleep
I have NOTHING TO SAY but

<+Fuse> Though my favorite line in wikipedia history comes from the Cosby Show article. <+Fuse> "At the time of the show's original broadcast, some people criticized the series for presenting an unrealistic portrayal of an African-American family as wealthy (though such families did and still do exist in real life)" <TOLLMASTER> I, at least, changed my internet handle after making Pokemon fanfiction.

Dawn of Sorrow is great, of course, which is why I can not allow myself to complete it until Portrait of Ruin or whatever is out. Beating a good game is pretty much the worst feeling ever. Beating a bad game is a personal victory, but beating a good one is like having someone tear the tube right out of your mouth just as the hookah was heating up and the next shipment from Afghanistan isn't due for another EIGHT AND A HALF MONTHS

<vinculumgate> The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." <vinculumgate> The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?" <vinculumgate> law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" <vinculumgate> oh mel gibson your silly antics warm my heart

Also, Planetes!

DENVER, THE LAST DINOSAUR / HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

2006-07-05T21:07:55Z

!!!
<quinn> I really wonder about the 80's sometimes. DId they *really* happen? it's just too implausible

I beat Sanitarium and VTM: Bloodlines! I liked Sanitarium, and would have made an animated avatar out of the sequence where you rock back and forth on those things in the first real level if it were not for the untimely death of the game's install drive. There is a chance that it is recorded elsewhere though!

I liked Bloodlines too, but I would have liked it a lot more if it weren't set in the World of Darkness. I really don't like the World of Darkness! Products based on or in it give me a dirty feeling, like that feeling you get when you take a bath in someone else's bathtub. Hate goth, hate goths. But yeah, it was pretty entertaining.

<Squizzle> http://observer.guardian.co.uk/foodmonthly/story/0,,889220,00.html <Squizzle> 'You see, the farmers have a secret way of raising the cattle,' he said, lowering his voice conspiratorially. 'It is said that they feed the cows beer! And they massage them with sake!' He burst out laughing. 'Not a bad lifestyle really, if you're a cow!' <Squizzle> Do all Japanese people talk like Haruki Murakami characters? <Squizzle> If so: A++ WOULD DO BUSINESS AGAIN

I guess I'll play Star Control II next, and Dawn of Sorrow if I can actually find a copy at a reasonable price! It will be good to play games while not at a keyboard, if only so that I can feel where the other tendons are.

<eshock> some kentucky school district just banned flaming hot cheetos <eshock> because they feared students were getting addicted to them

it's a good thing sanitarium has separate audio bars

2006-06-25T04:03:35Z

Prey demo! It runs reasonably well. It, uh. It's a shooter! You shoot things.

<AFK> "The story focuses on Tommy, a garage mechanic living on a Native American reservation in Oklahoma. At the beginning of the game, Tommy is in a bar owned by his girlfriend, Jen." <sync_swim> the world is at his fingertips <Moebius2288> He fights aliens and the crippling existentialism of living in Oklahoma

It likes to play with your spatial perception, and there's spirit walk and a spirit guide and a spirit bow and video poker, and all the weapons so far (excepting the melee one) are moderately weird, and a bunch of other shit nobody should care about. Important things: melee weapon, handheld light, whether or not you can turn off the voice acting.

The melee weapon is a pipe wrench. It gets covered in gore when you use it. Alt-fire is an overhead swing.
The handheld light is a lighter. It works like HL's flashlight ("aux power" = heat; obviously more is worse now), only it's not as good over distances (being a lighter) and it lasts a lot longer. I don't think it runs out of fluid.
You can't turn off the voice acting.

I'll probably buy it when it hits $30. Did you know that there's no such thing as a $30 bill? So did I!

<swancockrock> I remember when Nich Maragos tried to lose weight through DDR and Samba De Amigo. <swancockrock> THEN GIA DIED. <swancockrock> I BLAME HIM FOR IT. <Pezon> lost weight, became cool, abandoned videogames <swancockrock> I think he's still fat and just works for IGN or something. <swancockrock> I like to say that he is a whale who beached himself in shame, only to discover that he could breathe on land. <JDigital> That'd work if I was GMing "Quadrapalegic: The Stumpening" <+Kazz> wizards messed that license all up though <JDigital> Yeah, Quadra 2nd edition was better <+Kazz> like <+Kazz> when they introduced the duct-taped-to-skateboard prestige class <+Kazz> that was so unbalanced <Fuse> I can't believe they devoted an entire sourcebook to rolling downhill. <JDigital> All of a sudden you have one member of the party of four - or in the game's parlance, the 'quadra' - who could move at a base speed ten times higher than his allies, if he was on a hill. <+Kazz> yea <+Kazz> once I had a quadra character with animal affinity so he just got a st bernard to carry him everywhere in its mouth <Fuse> I remember when the only way you could travel more than 15 feet was to get hit by a train. <Fuse> Not counting the First Ed loophole where you could build yourself prosthetic limbs if you funnelled all your points into INT. <Fuse> Which of course requires the "Tongue Craftmanship" feat. <+Kazz> I remember the stock villain in the 2nd edition example campaign was this guy on a pogo stick <JDigital> Haha, yes. I think everyone remembers Sir Hoppington Boing. <+Kazz> DAMN YOU SIR HOPPINGTON <+Kazz> YOUR CRUELTY IS MATCHED ONLY BY YOUR MOBILITY <+Romosome> guys <+Romosome> I'm going to kill all of you

I caught Venture Bros on the FIX. It was pretty great.

* Exdeath jerks off in AFK's mouth.

2006-06-22T17:41:21Z

So I've been watching Higurashi no something or other! I can't ever remember the crazy stuff that comes after it because it's in Communist, but Psiga has taken to calling it Higurashi no Baseball Bat, because

and that works pretty well for me. I like it enough to write sentences about it! The first episode was failure exposition stuff, but everything past it has been fun. It starts off like some kind of paedo harem anime, then suddenly turns into demon possession and violence and what.

<@^^remilia^^> it's like a dating sim, only all the girls are out to kill the main character

That is a good description! And that's all I want to write.

<Balzac> AFK: Like a game where Frasier and Niles have to recover their stolen art stash from Frashier's ex-wife Lilith? <AFK> I never watched Frasier. <Balzac> its total videogame material <sync_swim> Niles and Frasier ride a vespa through the streets chasing down members of the cast of Cheers <Balzac> no, no,no they platform through greenery, deserts, volcanos and an ice world <Balzac> then fight Lilith in space <Balzac> and with the power of the Turbo CD, Frasier and Niles can squabble in fully realized digital speech <Balzac> preorders start at $89.99 you fucking philistinesAlso:<sync_swim> i'd better not get a picture of a dick when I try to google image search this

k back

2006-06-22T17:38:26Z

I'm extra tired and I don't really have anything to say! There's not actually a causal relationship of any kind there. Venture Bros. Season 2 is out in a week.

<Revvy> if you forward a spam message to spam@spamrecycling.com, they'll make beautiful artwork out of it for you <Revvy> unfortunately, something seems to have gone wrong on their server and I'm being flooded with messages saying that my artwork there is ready <+Squizzle> Aintaer: It screeched terrible, naughty baud tones at me. :( <+Cait> It was baudy towards you? <Aintaer> was it a suggestive tone? <+Niku> apparantly since duke nukem forever was announced <+Niku> every single GTA game was released <+Niku> there have been 75 mega man games <+Niku> 19 wars have begun in every conversation they have "hi, tommy's pizza." "hi large pepperoni. you know, this ds lite thing, i can see why people are excited but i had mine MONTHS ago" <kf> gallons of fresh root beer, african american. <sync_swim> try imagining everything kf says in a tachikoma voice.

also comic text switching remains the best thing ever as seen on tv

OKAY SO

2006-06-12T01:21:41Z

I'm not updating! Because I can't.

Shit, he started with two kidneys too, and HE'S the one that managed to lose them both.

2006-05-09T13:00:20Z

<vinculumgate> i like that jeff garneau is posting in all caps until e3 is over

Who actually calls soda "pop"? I get "fizzy drink"-- Australians aren't really people anyway-- but POP? Even "soda pop" shouldn't be allowed, what with it NOT BEING 1957

<+Romosome> "After seeing Sony's presentation yesterday, we instead are gonna show you 2 hours of Miyamoto playing his guitar"

buh buh buh ps3 buh buh six buh
I don't know! I guess it doesn't really matter how I feel. $600 release price for the good unit doesn't put it in good company, though.

<eyesight> I don't like town music unless it personifies a windmill

ALSO JOB

MY MILK WAS STILL GOOD

2006-04-27T03:25:20Z

No one hears about natural disasters, genocide, or elections for weeks, but when Nintendo has a press release about their new console it's topicked or being discussed in every channel I'm in. Either almost everyone on IRC is a nerd or I only go into channels where almost everyone is a dork because I'm a dork. I'm guessing both.

On that note, I am sick and fucking tired of people attaching so many positive connotations to loseritude. What the hell is the world coming to when you can't insult someone without them taking it as a compliment? I guess people get "loser" and "smart" mixed up in their heads until they're one and the same, then see their loser statuses as proof positive that they're every bit as smart as their parents told them they were. Oh, yes, I've heard the argument that people become social outcasts because others ostracize them because of their intelligence. That's bullshit. There are tons of smart people that are also very social/outgoing/popular. Losers are losers because most others ostracize them because they lose at human interaction.fffffffff

<+Romosome> jesus fuck <+Romosome> some old burichan image was lurking in my vivaldi mp3s <Silkenray> Burichan? <+Romosome> nevermind, silkenray * +Romosome has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <CUI> Silkenray: it was image board for pictures of little boys getting it into ass <CUI> No idea why Romosome saves pictures from it * Romosome has joined #finalfight

oh wow

on the vandalism of topics

2006-04-12T01:08:02Z

Okay, so apparently my experiences differ from others' here. Milk lasts until the sell by date for me. I have been told this is ABNORMAL. Is this so? Is it a country thing or a regional thing or me taking good care of my milk or what? I mean I've bought multiple types of milk and used multiple fridges and this has been pretty consistent.
(this question is rhetorical in that i have disabled comments and would probably reject all answers out of hand)

<+Romosome> Friday: The topic in #werewolf was "Joxam places his cards on the table. "I call."" <+Romosome> and Kazz changed it <+Romosome> to "Joxam places his cards on the table. "I retarded.""

Perversion has found a welcome home - from our churches - to even the word of God!

2006-04-06T18:20:20Z

At last, my vote can actually count.

<Binjuice> there were ducks in the pond <Binjuice> so we went down to feed them <Binjuice> then 2 bimbo women from style soc came over and asked us "where'd you get the ducks?!"